untrustyou:

Elinor Carucci

vicsnosering:

the-turtle-ismysoulmate:

death-without-commitment:

death-without-commitment:

Is this porn?

I think it’s porn.

Yea, it’s definitely porn.

guitarstrabation

there are kids on this site..

This turns me on I don’t care

faithisfaith:

rachellephant:

trembl-e:

egb3rt:

Can we talk about how great Victoria secret’s new models are? [x]

ARE YOU FOR REAL THIS IS REAL THIS IS A REAL THING???

THIS MADE MY MONTH

Not only the models, BUT LOOK AT THE THEME OF THIS NEW LINE. I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH VS.

THEY EVEN GAVE A LESSON ON RAPE CULTURE AT THE SITE

http://pinklovesconsent.com/pink/pink.victoriassecret.com/before_after.html

I LOOOOOVE VICTORIA’S SECRET

GUYS. They even fucking admitted to their own wrongdoings. They even were like “We were wrong once. Now we’re taking steps to change that.”

And these models? Ugh. Go VS. You’re getting MUCH better.

I love VS. Now I super love them!

poisonwasthecure:

The Escutcheon of Death

attributed to John Bewick

1824

crumblewithme:

I love beautiful old books.

(I have to admitt not all of them are old - and most of them belong to my sister. Do I have the permission to publish photos of your books,  Julia?^^)

doublekawaii:

my heart

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy